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Paired Pears

Jungle and What Not

Welcome to the Morning Lands, wot?

The Empire of Paired Pears, which sits happily on the edge of the massive Divra Jungle, is home to many oddities. From the forgotten Ild to the enigmatic Divraan natives to the very Pearisians themselves, the Morning Lands are home to some of the most curious peoples in Epicca, and some of the most wildly varied animal life. Not to mention some of the best pancakes.

Boggle Fever

The Plague of Boggling

A fever of the mind, causing bogglingness from an overwhelming sight of yellow.

Divraans

Comparably Pygmies

The little natives of the Divra Jungle, who like most tribal people are deadly peaceful, menacingly open to learning from others, and known to cunningly (and accidentally) build whole cities for other people.

Her Majesty's Royal Footnotes

On the Pearisian Standing Army

A tale of the Pearisian Military and its culinary origins.

Idle Idol

Emblem of the Ild

A most curious artifact from a most curious people, the Idle Idol is one of the last remaining traces of the ancient Pearisian people, the Ild, who got so bored that - philosophers say - they simply stopped existing. Or, some might say, they idled out. The Idle Idol tells their story.

Jacque Kir

Frog Trapper

Famed frog trapper, and originator of the frog poomf.

One Hundred Frog Tales

Slippery Stories

The collection of Jacque Kirs tales, embellished upon by various storytellers and washerwomen. And others.

Paired Pears

The Morning Lands, The Jungle

The empire of the jungle, and a place where mushrooms and pancakes are the epitome of beauty.

Pancake Lizard

Gekkoide Panicium

In the jungles of Paired Pears lives a small lizard to delighteven the gloomiest child's morning.

Yungle

The Mythological Part of the Jungle

The mysterious area of foliage within the Divra jungle, where the tribal land of fae resides. Here gnomes know how to fly and tribes of imps build towering ziggurats.


A spoon? But what is a whelk to a prawn I might ask, my dear chap?

- Sir Froogled